Why,
no matter what the weather, do we so often long for the opposite?
And why is the weather such a wide topic of conversations? People don't agree on it any more than they do on politics or religion.
What
are the questionnaires like on dating websites? Do they ask trivial stuff like
your favorite color or really important and meaningful questions like what is
your ideal thermostat setting, and how often do you take a break from your
cellphone?
Why
do we return from a $200 trip to the grocery store only to open the fridge and
be disappointed that there’s nothing there that sounds good?
Why
do I only break toes on my left foot, and is that why they all curl under
instead stick out straight like those on my right foot?
Why
do I expect the worst out of strangers?
If
you use “light” margarine on bread, is it just as likely to fall butter side
down?
Why
do bugs bug us?
How
do erasers really work?
Why
do we say the alarm clock goes off when it comes on?
Why
do children tend to use their indoor voices only when they are hiding
something?
What
do I want to be when I grow up, and as far as that goes, when will I start to
feel like an adult and not a goofy, awkward young teenager?
If
I could have dinner and conversation with anyone famous, living or dead, how
would I ever begin to determine who I would choose?
When
the clothing tag says “100% virgin wool”, who has been assigned to make sure
that the sheep it came from is still untouched and innocent?
If
I never shaved my legs, how long would the hair be by now?
How
were we ever so sure of ourselves that when we signed yearbooks, we only signed
our first name, expecting that in 30-40 years, the owner of that yearbook would
know exactly who it was?
What’s
for supper, which pizza place will be making the delivery, and why can’t they
deliver a six pack and a bottle of wine with it?
Why
does my foot tap to the rhythm of the ceiling fan when I’m trying to go to
sleep?
Why
do I wake up with a song on my mind that I haven’t heard in years? I mean years….like
3rd or 4th grade? This morning I woke up sing an old Dodie Steven
song - Tan Shoes With Pink Shoelaces. Where was my subconscious last night
while I was asleep for those three precious hours?
How
long would the government regulation be if an area had an endangered animal
that ate only an endangered plant?
How
can people not like cheeseburgers and steak?
Why
does my mind come up with all this crap at 2am?
Why
are Saturday and Sunday called a weekend, when according to calendars, the week
starts on Sunday?
Would
I rather be a ninja or a pirate?
Why
do most things taste better battered and deep fried?
