Why do the trash and recycle
people come some Thursdays at 7am and others at 5:30pm? Why do they sometimes hit
one side of the street and not the other?
Why do boobs have to sag as
you get older? Bras are uncomfortable, and free-forming it creates epic boob
sweat and bruised knees. And don’t believe the articles saying they won’t sag
if you never wear one…..we’ve ALL seen photos in National Geographic.
Why do men get ear hair when
they age?
Why isn’t permanent hair
color permanent?
Why do I procrastinate?
Why didn’t Noah ban snakes
and mosquitos from the Ark?
Wasn’t Noah lucky that dinosaurs
were extinct before the flood came?
Why don’t I have the guts to
chuck it all and leave for a warm climate?
How does electricity convey
television and music magically into my home?
Does anybody really know what
time it is?
Is love really all we need?
Where did my get up and go go
to?
Why must things get even more
complicated? What’s wrong with simple?
Why are we all so impatient?
How did a sentimental and
emotional old fool like me get together with a spouse who doesn’t do sentiment
or emotions?
When did my body get old and
why is my brain still 17?
Where do you keep things like
cash, credit cards, pens, tissues, and breath mints in a nudist camp?
Why do even the oldest
drawings of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons?
Is there another word for
thesaurus?
Why do some buildings go from
floor 12 to floor 14, even though floor 14 is really floor 13?
Why is the alphabet in that
order, and isn’t it amazing that in even the largest library, everything still
comes down to 26 letters in random order?
Why doesn’t arm hair grow
while leg, head, face, and pit hairs do?
What’s the difference between
partly cloudy and partly sunny?
What happens if a glassblower
sneezes?
Exactly what is grape flavor,
because it isn’t the taste of grapes?
Why didn’t Tarzan have a
beard?
Who was the first person who
said, “Lets eat whatever comes out of this chicken’s butt?”
Why did everyone on The
Minnow have all their worldly possessions with them for a mere three hour tour?
Why are yawning and laughter
contagious?
Who let the dogs out?
Why does the urgent need to
use the bathroom correspond with a critical scene in a movie or tv show?
Why does no one talk to me
when I am sitting there with them (even though I am making an attempt to engage in conversation), yet those same people become quite chatty the second I give up
and pick up the Kindle?
How can a dog lift a leg and
hit his mark with great accuracy, yet a human male, using a hand for guidance, hit not only the target, but the floor, the seat, and the wall next to him?
Why is there about ten times
more salt in a salt packet than pepper in a pepper packet?
If a wool sweater shrinks
when washed, why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why doesn’t butter fly?
If ants can carry 5,000 times their weight, why can’t my son carry his clothes to the hamper?
If you enjoy wasting time,
why is it wasted?
Cinderella’s shoes fit all
night long, feet swell as the day or activity increases, yet she lost one while
running?
Is it half full or half
empty?
Would it ruin a recipe if you
used chocolate milk instead of plain?
Who are “they” in they say?
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